1. Been out with him.
2. He won’t stop messaging me.
3. Crazy eyes.
4. Ugh I met him at that party and he was wearing a weird outfit and someone told me he is into feet stuff.
5. Using his profile to take out his bitter anger through aggressive and offensive demands.
6. The Ex.
7. Far away pictures/landscapes/cars.
9. Too [insert adjective] because I’m a picky asshole who is probably just going to die alone.
10. Gorgeous, single and seemingly intelligent.